Wasting your life away by having over an hour in this game
Collect all the items and read every sign
Finish the game 3 times
Lose to final boss
Collect all the cans of sparkling water
Beat the game in 15 minutes or less
Find every object, kill every enemy, read every sign
Read a Sign
Read Every Sign
Have a punch fight with Jordan
Gain one level
Defeat the lord of mayo
Collect all available items