Yes, you really did eat a child. Or, at least, somebody thinks that you did…

You died from a lethal dose of The Truth™.

You survived the worst poisoning of your whole Atom career.

You became a part-time revolutionary.

You're temping as a freelance police officer.

You opened a mysterious chest on Kolotushkin Street.

You listened to all the haiku of a four-legged intellectual.

You’ve been contacted by the eponymous KGB bunker.

You performed the ancient ritual and met guests from the depths…

If the author is writing about you, then who is writing about the author?

You performed such a heinous and convoluted act that… you deserve an achievement!

You turned a simple arrest into a real street battle.

You exorcised all the restless spectres that you met on your path.

You completed the cow mission, but then decided to bring her back.

You single-handedly signed Trudograd’s death warrant.

You maxed-out your special armor.

You became the ruling champion of the factory arena!

You showed a surprising lack of competence in completing a rather easy task in the city docks.

You won ten games of Bombagun, playing for money.