Amicably resolve things with Valerie
Drive Valerie to end your friendship
Relive your first day at Barclay
Lead Valerie to safety
Nice work, my friend!
Oops...
Anyone smell that?
The time has come!
Flushing precious time away...
Give Valerie only valid directions when asked
Score 25 baskets
Solve all word search puzzles in a single playthrough
Open the supply cupboard
Get a high score in Ravine Rush
Read all of Juan's journals
Eat a butt
Get pranked
Drink 100 cups of coffee
Solve the Ruben's Cube
Soothe your phalangeal trauma