You're in it for the money, right?
Baby's first fall! How cute.
Look at you. Standing proud on stage.
You met your first foe! Congrats!
Look at that! You used magic for the first time.
A soul has been released...
Your first big choice, my how your path has changed.
You trusted your gut. Good idea.
You are such a vent master! And it works this time!
You are a true king. A King of Parkour.
How far did you fall? You must be a great lander.
You are true crusher master. Respect.
You've been through a lot. You are truly an expert survivor.
Look at you, breaking glass. Such a rebel.
You met a closet friend. Cool.
Look at you. Destroying property.
Spooky! You found a secret room.
I see you there, breaking the game. Good for you.
What a life saver. <3
You collected all three trophies. Nice job.
You sat on the intro for way too long. Nice.
You explored a Helpsie. Boom.
Too scary for you? It's okay. Vines are scary.
You saved Josh The Rock in Act 1! How kind!