Encounter 10 Chairs
Encounter 20 Chairs
Encounter 40 Chairs
Encounter 100 Chairs
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
The chair is a foot
Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
End 5 Encounters Badly
End 10 Encounters Badly
Unlocked Googly Eyes
Launch ChairFucker 2 times
Launch Chairfucker 10 times
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
There's no going back
Fucked over 3,000 times
Launch ChairFucker 5 times
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
Completed with every chair color & type
Unlocked bonus sound mode
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
Became worth an investigation
The Chorus bears witness
Successfully impress The Chorus
Discovered the mimic
The End