Acquire the Spacetime Manipulator

Burn to death

Discover the Autonican prophecy

Get killed by the first boss

Free the restrained Handyman in the Exobiology Dept.

Kill a forklift driver

Kill an enemy by throwing something heavy at them

Escape Big Richard

Encounter Kauboi

Take the shortcut out of the containment zone

Take the wrong escalator

Lie down in a bed

Do a high dive

Enter VR in VR

Get lost in the toxic maze

Clear the gas out of the toxic maze

Deface a statue

Complete the game

Catch a grenade

Fully upgrade your locomotion

Fully upgrade your firepower

Fill out the entire upgrade tree

Beat the game without upgrades

Bring a friend to the surface with you

Find and collect every Quantum Juice cache

Go... ...fishing