Lose a match.
Meet the president of the U.S
Become a horror game protagonist.
Get ghosted.
He's back, baby.
Win
Shoot your girlfriend.
Lose to the intruder.
Get scolded.
Get wrenched.
Get caught.
Get spooked.
Reach 4:00
Listen to a dead man
Get mugged.
Get yelled at.
Get a mouthful of lore.
hehehehehe
Get promoted.
Yipee.