You have delivered an intact punch bowl to the Noble Gases.

You have assisted in ghost writing a rather high-quality love letter.

The telephone call with Mr. Addington went about as well as possible, all things considered.

You won a handball match, clearly demonstrating your prowess.

You gave the Dormouse Society a special gift that they will not soon forget.

The table is returned in acceptable condition.

Somehow, you have scraped together enough money to pay off the interest on the loan.

You have purchased The Majordomo.

You have completed the Majordomo set.

The evening is just beginning, and you have already lost your clothes.

You have committed a flawless book theft.

You have been judged brutish, shadowy, and rogueish.

You officially have a silver tongue.

Judged on overall viscosity, magnitude, and accuracy, you have demonstrated magnificent skill at spitting.

You have won all three rounds of Three-Card Monte and helped acquire a ridiculous amount of money.

Win an impromptu drinking contest with some old friends.

Teach a group of children some hard lessons about the way of the world.

You have gotten a tattoo.

You have received assistance during the dining competition from someone you impressed.

Ensure that a photograph is taken that will change the life of two of your rivals.

Enter the art gallery with Vyv.

You are victorious in a violent and unauthorized usage of foodstuffs.

You performed an investigation in the cloakroom of the opera house.

You work out a mutually beneficial method of entrance into the opera house with the ticket taker.

You have an excellent view of the closing scene of the opera.

Thanks to you, a thief was brought to justice at the opera.

The Noble Gases have won the boxing and dining competition over their rivals.

This achievement marks the fact that nothing exploded at this moment, which, rest assured, is a most respectable accomplishment.

You gave your ticket to a ticket taker in exchange for entry just as one would expect.

Discover the lost treasure of Lord Chum and claim it for your very own.

Cause an automobile to plummet into the audience from high above.

Lend a hand to your suffering cousin and help him escape.

Expand a child's vocabulary.

Go to hell with Gilberto.

You have been given something extremely valuable by an opera diva.

You managed to break into a highly secure safe and remove the contents.

You have laid the body of a grand duke into a coffin with utmost care and respect.

You are privy to a moment of highly metatextual foreshadowing, the mark of a really high-quality literary narrative.

You and Fitzie have successfully accomplished a risky task at a hotel.

You have found at least three relevant clues in tracking down the spy.

You have completely solved the enigma of the spy.

You have been overwhelmingly selected to fill an important position.

The vote of a bird is decisive.

Gilberto will serve in a crucial Noble Gas role.

Vyv will serve in a crucial Noble Gas role.

Fitzie will serve in a crucial Noble Gas role.

Tabby will serve in a crucial Noble Gas role.

Much like the Noble Gases, the punch bowl has weathered the storm and emerged in one piece.

A most respectable connection is forged.

Bold adventure and exploration awaits the Noble Gases.

This is probably going to be fine.

Spud Nuggets are available in a variety of enticing flavors.

All shall be crushed.