Busted by the K9 unit
You woke up the President
You popped a little girl's balloon!
Cameras caught you being naughty
You put a new President in the White House
You got the President re-elected
You gave the pope a dirty magazine
You said your prayers for the President
You uncovered an alien plot
You boosted Devon Chusk's ego
You made the first lady leave her husband
You watched the first lady lead the country
You exposed the President's tax haven
You helped the President bribe IRS auditors
You brought down the Confederacy
You helped the President get some exercise
You made a world leader angry with a stuffed animal
You didn't collect helicopter keys before your party
You chose the gladiator diet
You made cows fart even more into the atmosphere
You encouraged healthy habits
You turned the President's daughter into a blueberry