FINISH THE STORY MODE
SCORE 30000 POINTS OR MORE IN STORY MODE
REPEAT THE SAME LEVEL IN STORY MODE
START THE GAME
PLAY THE ENDLESS MODE FOR 30 MINUTES STRAIGHT
SCORE 50000 POINTS OR MORE IN ENDLESS MODE
IMPROVE YOUR STORY MODE HIGH SCORE
ACHIEVE CUMULATIVE SCORE OF 100000 POINTS IN ENDLESS MODE
ACHIEVE CUMULATIVE SCORE OF 1000000 POINTS IN ENDLESS MODE
GET DIARRHEA
GET DIARRHEA TWICE IN THE SAME LEVEL IN STORY MODE