Die.
Died in the estate fire.
Killed by an angel in the archives.
Killed by a panicked crowd.
Died in a proper fight.
Killed by a collapse from above.
Killed by the rogue ley line.
Died in an underground collapse, as a troll.
Killed by an angel, as a demon.
Knocked out of a window, and didn't survive the fall.
Died and went to Hell…as a demon.
Trampled by a panicked crowd, as a mundane human.
Sent to the worst part of Hell in death.
Given a glorious infernal afterlife.
Get close to the vampires. No, closer.
Get close to the werewolves. No, closer.
Be offered transformation by werewolves and vampires in the same day.
Have a pet rock, as a troll.
Have a pet cat, as a demon.
Keep everything strictly platonic.
Harpies made themselves at home in your home.
Help a demon out.
Freed Hikaru, without any romance involved.
Do well at work.
Got promoted, despite human opinion.
Do poorly at work.
Got demoted, despite office opinion.
Get involved with a romantic interest.
Break up with a romantic interest.
Got dumped by Shay.
Dated Lee, as a stone troll.
Dated Hikaru, as a demon yourself.
Dated someone who used to be human, while human yourself.
Dated your coworker, who understood your attachment to the job.
Hell can help you with this.
Sold your soul without reading the contract.
Signed a contract with Hell, and then got it unwound.
Told Shay that you had signed a contract with Hell.
Are you with Hell, or against them?
Betrayed Hell…by accident.
Give Hell a hand.
Played right into Hell's hands, without them even asking.
What's that ley line up to?
The stone is calling to you.
The glass pyramid exploded, pleasing astronomers.
The glass pyramid exploded, without catching you in the blast.
Calm down some tensions between vampires and werewolves.
How much do you like this demon?
Lost your house to city events while you were away.
Ran away for the weekend, then got back to work.
Ran away for the weekend, and never came back.
Well, some of them do!
Should you be getting into these fights?
Go save someone from a fire.
Put out the estate fire with your own magic.
Saved the life of an unwise demon.
Convinced harpies to attack Hell on your behalf.
Check out that art fair!
Iced over part of the city by accident.
Bought a wrought iron chicken from the art fair.
Your neighborhood needs you.
Are you working too hard?
Ignore your paperwork.
Pay attention to your paperwork.
Keep your city looking nice.
What are a few crumbling buildings worth, anyway?
Keep yourself on an even keel.
Left Vanja to die in a fire. After starting a romance with them. Ouch.
Two senior mediators is too many.
If there are demons, this suggests…
Met two kinds of angelic beings.
Succubus? Incubus? They took the third option.
Seduced an inanimate object.