Beat the Great Virus.
Beat Mega Exterminator.
Beat King Diaphragm.
Accomplish Mike's Condom Stage.
Accomplish Sammy's Condom Stage.
Accomplish Tommy's Condom Stage.
Accomplish Beth's Condom Stage.
Catch Mike's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
Catch Sammy's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
Catch Tommy's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
Catch Beth's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
Catch all the vitamins from all the stage characters.
Win the game with Mike.
Win the game with Sammy.
Win the game with Tommy.
Win the game with Beth.
Win with all game characters: Mike, Sammy, Tommy and Beth.
Access the Secret Area with the Born Race playtesters' names.
Destroy 150 organisms with Mike's Epididymis Stage hormone without dying or restarting the stage.
Destroy All Blue Virus in Sammy's Fallopian Tubes Stage without dying or restarting the stage.
Find All Passable Walls in the Strawberry Condom Stage without dying or restarting the stage.
Find the Teleport that Beth uses to access a secret area.
Find the Helper Cell that says that Nobody respects the game designer.
Beat Chief Morning-After Pill.