Mosey on down to the crown

Make it home after a second chance

Deliver yourself 5 times

Beat the game with a minimal number of hits

Punch your beloved Bonkey's head clean off

Rope your Bonkey at the steps to victory

Feed Bonkey the good stuff at the doorstep of a win

Bonkey starves before ever tasting food

Feed every single food item on turn uno

Touch the dung 500 times