Beat a boss for the first time.
Lost 5 times in a row.
Win 5 times in a row
Lost 10 times in a row.
Win 10 times in a row
Acquire a new toilet lid.
Witness the awakening of a toilet lid.
Acquire 5 toilet lids.
Beat the game for real.
Buy 3 disinfectant spray
Buy 3 chicken legs
See the real ending.
Go frenzy for the first time.
Save enough for a ticket to Earth within 40 days (And never used a BIG sword)
Buy a lottery ticket and win the grand prize
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Reach level 30
Reach level 40
Reach level 50
Beat the game without using a BIG sword
Beat the game using a BIG sword