You have truly witnessed this NPC at his peak!
You went above and beyond to be a jerk. And it paid off!
You did it! Hooray!
You caught the dastardly Skeeleto Band'eato without collecting a hat!
"The Obnoxious Smoking Flowers" are no more!
You started the game off the hard way by fighting the angry bald man for your first cat!
You managed to kill someone with only tilts. Bravo!
You managed to kill someone with only poos... You're weird.. But I like you!
You found the secret Dinosaur!
You are a bloody legend!
You did the impossible. Earning you a rank among the Gods.
You Rescued your baby and 100%ed this game. Bravo!