Solve the infamous scissor puzzle.
Get a discount at the shop.
Sell your wife.
Collect all eight records.
Rip several items off the wall with the crowbar.
Become friends with the printershop clerk.
Open the safe.
Sell a diamond.
Sell your house.
Microwave 8 food items.
Visit the printershop too many times.
Get your underflow fixed.
Perform the ritual of the Prince.
Sell the postman.
Print the full report.
Win the game.
Acquire all the trophies.
Win a rock.
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Avoid your responsibilities.
Fail the game.
Wake up.