Help somebody in their time of need to get the armet accessory.
Find the beer helmet accessory.
Die and get a ghostly look.
Find the bowler hat accessory.
Find the climber hood accessory.
Find the delinquent's hat and coat accessory.
Find the fishbowl accessory.
Show off your skills with PCs and get a fancy hat.
Rise above your mortal worries. Get a halo.
Find the mining helmet accessory.
Make your way back home and get the snorkel and swimming goggles accessory.
Make friends with a gym enthusiast and get the sweatband accessory.
Unlock all accessories.
Break the french fry box.
Get to the glowing mushroom.
Get slapped by the bear.
End up in the crows' nest.
Reach ludicrous speed.
Speak with all NPCs at least once.
Move garbage around like your livelihood depended on it.
Return Mrs. Lobster's children to her.
Unlock all achievements.
Unlock the christmas hat.
Cross the forest and desert on your pilgrimage for the first time.
Reach the end of your pilgrimage.
Reach the end of a pilgrimage in Iron Fin mode.
Break a bunch of french fry boxes along your pilgrimage.
Meet an old friend along the way.