Beat the game on Normal
Beat the game on Hard
Beat Normal using Esther with no continues
Beat Normal using Polly with no continues
Beat Normal with no continues and using no powers
Beat Hard with no continues and using no powers
Beat Hard with no continues using all characters
Beat Hard with no continues, no powers used, and no deaths
Earn a cumulative total of 10 million points
Collect a cumulative total of 30,000 normal falling items
Collect a cumulative total of 3,000 big falling items
Submit a score result to the Leaderboards
Unlock Lacey, the coffee snob, by beating Hard with no continues and at least one million points
Beat Normal using Lacey with no Continues