Complete Graffiti Goose.
Unlock all characters in Frightmare on Oak Street.
Unlock all characters in School Spirit.
Unlock all characters in Keeper's Crypt.
Surpass the high score set by Red Triangle Games!
Complete Video Goose.
Honk at all talking characters in the store.
Complete Missing You.
Win 5 or more games.
Complete World 1 and defeat Goujo.
Complete World 2 and defeat Kathleen.
Complete World 3 and defeat Walter.
Complete Fox in the Woods.
Throw away all the trash in the store.
Vacuum the entire store to your standard of clean.
Collect 250 or more leaves
expand your mind beyond it's limits.
Dance like nobody's watching.
discover how the cult came into possession of a rare item.
Conquer the fourth world.
Push Charbile to his breaking point.
Complete Cthulhu's Paradox and defeat it's final boss.
Evolve into an artichoke.
Evolve into a beetle.
Evolve into Cthulhu.
Evolve into Louis the Goose.
Evolve into the Surfasaurus.