A brand new miserable day

Don't use the main path in the second room of 1-2

Get to the floor in the last room of 1-3

Reach the highest point in the second room of 1-5

Complete world 1

Don't toss away any crabs in 2-1

Don't toss away any crabs in 2-3

Don't toss away any crabs in 2-4

Don't use any pieces to clear the second room of 2-5

Use cheats to clear 2-5

Don't toss away any crabs in 2-5

Complete world 2

Complete world 3

Do an epic trick in 4-1

Don't let any piece fall onto the spikes in 4-1

Don't let any piece fall onto the spikes in 4-2

Nail four poles in one drop

Clear 4-4 using only one piece in each room

Ignore the puzzle in the last room of 4-5

Complete world 4

Get through the lasers pit using only two pieces in 5-1

Break the two pieces in the second room of 5-2

Complete world 5

Break all the cracked blocks in the first room of 6-1

Clear 6-2 without breaking any cracked blocks

Break 45 cracked blocks in one drop

Complete world 6

Beat the first room of 7-5 using only one piece

Complete world 7

Clear the second room of 8-1 after breaking all the cracked blocks

Carry a crab :O

Get the crab to the place it belongs by brute force in the first room of 8-6

Reach the highest point in the fourth room of 8-7

Use a sick speedrun strat in the second room of 8-8

Use a piece as a light in the third room of 8-8

Fall onto the cake without touching the floor at the end of 8-8

Complete world 8