Take advantage of your friendship with Helga.
Deliberately go against Tabatha’s wishes.
Barge into every civilian house in Thistle Town because you have no shame.
Look down the hole in Pleasure’s.
Get killed by Vivian and Salvadore.
Find the rather disturbing painting of your Father-In-Law.
Find the book “How to Be the Bride’s Father”.
Interact with the Philosophical Slime.
Try and pet Piggie, and get totally rejected.
Attempt to read Ganguro Manba’s diary.
Enrage the Stressed Chef.
Visit the Abandoned Library.
Free Lazarus from his debt to Salvadore.
Get insta-killed by Fargo.
Discover Helga's bitter relationship with her father.
Opt to let Aline get eaten by wolves.
Invade Prisilla’s privacy obsessively to the point where you get kicked out.
Decided to spare the Great Wolf.
Tried to get the Ghost in the Haunted Mansion to marry Polly Tailor.
Meet Mr. Smunklebumpkin.
Magically learn to play the piano.
Propose to Helga right off the bat.
Propose to Quinta out of the blue.
Propose to Prisilla for no reason.
Propose to all three girls because you are terrible.
Propose to Ganguro, because what have you got to lose at this point?
Help Smith confess his love for Prisilla.
Talk to Lazarus as he's trying to come to grips with his wedding.
Left Vivian to be an old maid for the rest of her life. Because you are terrible.
Overhear a Questionable Conversation...
Have Castacia throw a rock at you.
Find out that Helga forgave her dad.
Talk to the Owner of It's a Pleasure's after everything's gone down.
Take Leonarda to go visit the Owner of It’s a Pleasure’s.
Take Dei Caprillo to go visit the Owner of It’s a Pleasure's.
Complete the First Quest of the game.
Fight Leonarda.
Fight Dei Caprillo.
Retrieve Henry’s Cat.
Accept and then back out of a deal with Fargo’s Hooker.
Buy the house in the Southern District and completely furnish it. #SorryNotSorry.
Avenge Tabatha's husband, Benjamin Smith.
Complete a shady task for Robert Burnes...
Get Ashesh and Malika together.
Escort Scourge's crystal delivery.
Listen to Morkar’s account of what happened to Ganguro.
Get ripped off by the Teleportation Fairy.
Discover the mystery behind the Great Wolf.
Defend the Rattled Man from a rat infestation.
Defeat the first monster.
Defeat the second monster.
Defeat the third monster.
Defeat the fourth monster.
Defeat the fifth and final monster.
Marry Vivian.
Find out that Henry was the villain all along!
Prove that you were 100% crazy the whole time.
Lose the Final Battle.
Sleep through Quinta’s Party because ain't nobody got time for that.
Spend the evening with Helga.
Run away with Quinta.
Work towards winning Quinta’s father’s favour.
Become the Apprentice of Ganguro Manba.
Watch the execution.
Get the entire village slaughtered.
Decide that you're better off living life by yourself.
Confess your feelings to Quinta only to be flat out rejected.
Fight every Boss without using Pacifist Mode.
Fight every Boss on Pacifist Mode.
Discover the hidden secret of the rope...