Bark at a cat.
Successfully stay hidden from your owner at every opportunity.
Survive Wednesday night.
Scare Shadow, the house cat, at every opportunity.
Mark your territory at every opportunity.
Collect every dog treat.
Return home before the end of Saturday night.
Fail to survive beyond Saturday night.
Survive beyond Saturday night.
Survive Thursday night.
Bark at your owner.
Successfully agitate, wake, and evade your owner.
Fall into a hallucinogenic state.
Survive Friday night.
Survive Thursday afternoon.
Survive Friday afternoon.
Survive Saturday afternoon.
Survive until the end of Saturday night.
Earn 1,000,000 points in a single chapter.
Earn 250,000 points or more in Sunday Afternoon.
Earn 250,000 points or more in Sunday Night.
Hide 25 toys in Trashketball in 8 minutes or less.
Collect 50 treats in Treat Marathon (Normal Mode) in 3 minutes or less.
Collect 50 treats in Treat Marathon (Hard Mode) in 5 minutes or less.
Find 50 Shadow clones in Sneaky Shadows (Normal Mode) in 3 minutes or less.
Find 50 Shadow clones in Sneaky Shadows (Hard Mode) in 5 minutes or less.
Complete all the events of Friday Night (Freaky Fast Friday) in 10 minutes or less.
Stay hidden from your owner in Hide and Seek (Normal Mode) 3 times.
Stay hidden from your owner in Hide and Seek (Hard Mode) 3 times.
Complete Neighborhood Run.
Find the WARFCORP logo.
Find the JACK'S SEPTICS logo.
Find the PAT'S MATTRESSES logo.
Find the RYANWARE logo.
Find the CRANKY CREW logo.
Experience all three possible endings.
Complete all extra game-modes.
Complete all chapters and game-modes, experience all endings, and collect all collectables.
Collect 0 points in a single chapter or game-mode.
Collect less than 1000 points in a single chapter or game-mode.
Collect approximately 69,420 points in a single chapter or game-mode.
Climb into the fireplace.