Complete the tutorial
Try to move
Get a full combo
Get an SS rating on Master difficulty
Get an SS rating on Expert difficulty
Get an S rating on Hard difficulty 3 times
Get an A rating on Normal difficulty 5 times
Get a B rating on Easy difficulty 10 times
Read the credits
100 plays
Get 1,000,000 cumulative hits
Play potato 100 times
Miss a full combo by 1 hit