The real villain has been neutralized... for now.
You beat the odds, but the dead end was inevitable...
You did it! The fundamental skill of point-and-click has been achieved!
You are now a master of pointing and clicking. We're not counting any higher than this.
Follow in the footsteps of the great by doing something disgusting.
You put away your first piece of laundry.
You found a weaver, a composer, and a crafter... and then used their work to re-bind the Bound Creature.
By trapping Mr. Stompy, you've stilled his many Restless Legs.
You've halted The Staring Mouth, but did it halt this adventure?
You've made it through to... AN ending. Can you do better if you try again?
You did it! You. Did. It. You! Did! It!
You went on a date with Maureen.
You went on a date with Kingsley.
Completed all dates with Maureen.
Completed all dates with Kingsley.
Found all Otherside victims.
Quaffed all Stamina potions.
You've encountered all manner of impediments to your progress, many times now!
You tried to help a neighboring family, but it all went so very wrong.
You hit the maximum possible affection with Kingsley.
You've stunned the Creeper! How did you even know it was possible?
You've stunned the Creeper 14 times. Who are you, Little Mac?
You tried to help out your neighbors, but it was kind of a lot.
Like a TV sitcom, everyone is family here.
You slew monsters, fished wires, and commanded the lightning. Sorry, the LIGHTING. Kingslayer has made it because of you!
With the help of Guy Guru, you've solved the problem of laundry piled everywhere.
No matter how much you pick up, it seems there's always more.
In 2009, a group of 181 women did a formation skydive together. Aggy has taken a dive 182 times under your control.
Look out below!
With this much caffeine consumption, you'd never fall asleep anyway.
Remember to take a day off. Wait. CAN you take a day off?
You've died, for not-real.
We wonder if you're even trying.
The best part of waking up...
You came, you read, you pondered.
You've talked to everyone - and everything - in sight, and more than once at that!
You've played Score Attack Mode!
You've played a LOT of Score Attack Mode!
You watched all the way to the very end of the credits. Now, that is dedication - we appreciate you!