Open the game for the first time
What have you done.........
Tutorial completed
You were deceived by Clippy
""Kill"" Clippy in true tutorial
And why some of them are so buff???.......
Die to the corpse
Kill The Package in under 1 second
Kill Big Fractal with Knight Guy
Kill Big Fractal with Bow Guy
Kill Big Fractal with Log Guy
Kill Big Fractal in under 10 seconds
Reach 10k armor on Knight Guy
Have 100 cards in hand on Bow Guy
Destroy your deck with exhaust and hyperexhaust
Complete the speedrun event
Die in a random event
Die in another random event
...Well, you understand
Understandable