How's that supposed to help?

Help the old man.

X marks the spot.

Justice prevails.

Defeat the Mother Superior.

Find the right path.

Hoo hoo. Whit woo. Terwit terwoo.

I hate mini games!

I think I've been here before ...

I need more coffee! More!

Finish chapter one.

Finish chapter two.

Finish chapter three.

I don't need no tutorial!

Multiple endings? I need to see 'em all.

Row, kid! Row for your life!

Did someone here order a pizza?

Droggeljug!

Even the sun follows my command!

Aaaargh!

They don't really have quicktime events in this game, right?

Floating in the summer sky.

Defeat all Harveys.

Lilli's arms were too short.

I hear someone singing ...

If in doubt - give him a clout!

That doesn't apply to me.

Shibuya power!

Sleep!