Successfully launched the game. Looks like you are not so lazy after all. Congratulations, I guess.

Completed Stage 1. They say getting up early is not everyone’s cup of tea or a bottle of beer.

Completed Stage 11. Kiss my bat! After wedding day comes wedding night. Play dead, Dracula!

Completed Stage 13. Houston, we have a problem and it's you, not me. It's over. Over.

Completed Stage 4. We are succesfully resuming the apocalypse. No more delays.

Completed Stage 5. Look, we know that girls just want to have fun, but this party is over.

Completed Stage 6. You showed them how it's done. Now they can build themselves themelves.

Completed Stage 7. The wheels fell off the bus and the bus goes round and round all day long.

Completed Stage 8. One small kiss for a scientist, one hell of a zombie outbreak for mankind.

Completed Stage 12. All right, you lazy lizards. We had some fun, but it's about time to go extinct.

Completed Stage 3. Rolled your body onto the crime scene. It means much less paperwork.

Completed Stage 2. What a beautiful sport. Defend the championship belt or lose your pants.

Completed Stage 10. Legend has it you can still hear the clanging of steel and the dragon's howl.

Completed Stage 14. Everyone is right where they should be - in their graves. Rest in pizzas.

Completed Stage 9. Breaking beds, breaking free and breaking law of gravity.

Completed Stage 15. "I'm counting to three" never failed as the ultimate weapon of mass destruction.

You've got all the stars. You beat the game, you beat the system. Now beat it.

Fancy some credits? What are you doing here? Nobody goes here. Were you looking for someone?

Nice shot. Nothing like shooting hoops to kill time. Even if you are doing time for shooting.

Smells like bacon, doesn't taste like bacon. You have burned poolboy's feet to a crisp.

It's better to collect toys than to contract viruses. You've got it, now give it to that kid.