Your Grandchildren survived the Aphogcalypse.
Something wicked this way comes...
Pop 3 Trucker Speed within the first ten seconds of game time and still complete the round.
Take trucker speed and complete the final level with the bolt action rifle. (Trucker Speed must be taken at the start of the round.)
Take Brain Power Max for 30 consecutive days.
Coax your gamer son outside.
Have $100 in your wallet.
Perform a screen wipe through chanting Revelations.
One of your grandchildren was injured badly, but you still won the round.
Have 40 jerky.
Have a nice cup of coffee.
Reach Level 20