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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Steam

166,014 Achievements Earned
13,419 Players Tracked
24 Total Achievements
2,533 Obtainable EXP
3,477 100% Club

Achievement

Rarity

Earned Date

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

59.83% (88.00)
Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

66.95% (78.00)
Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

52.20% (100.00)
Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

64.79% (81.00)
Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

40.51% (129.00)
Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

30.01% (175.00)
Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

48.83% (107.00)
Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

33.36% (157.00)
Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

82.46% (3.00)
Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

54.50% (96.00)
Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

65.67% (80.00)
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

29.93% (175.00)
Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

39.38% (133.00)
Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

53.36% (98.00)
Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

53.07% (99.00)
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

47.86% (110.00)
Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

49.82% (105.00)
But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

60.70% (86.00)
DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

48.17% (109.00)
A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

48.45% (108.00)
Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

57.60% (91.00)
Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

60.33% (87.00)
Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

50.24% (104.00)
Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

39.12% (134.00)