Fail at making a balloon 5 times in a row
Make a balloon with at least 90% accuracy 5 times
Make 10 balloons
Make 99 balloons
Collect all of the balloon blueprints
Try to say a swear word
Have 5 dogs following you at once
Put a balloon dog through a hoop in the Zoo
Break the Ringleader's egg
Break Squirt's egg
Leave Clownside, never to return
Stay in Clownside
Collect all 3 clues
Impress the Sad Clown Gang
Float from a flower for 20 seconds
Make a black and white clown
Find every piece of lore in the game
Read all of Gonzo's journals
Meet every clown
Survive Presto's theater without falling
Climb Projecto's ropes without falling
Reach the ending in 10 minutes
Reach top speed with a tightrope jump
Score 10 goals in Sportsball
Ride the balloon wheel for 60 seconds