You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.

You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.

You heard about Cardholder's exploits.

You hit Chuck where it counts.

How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.

You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.

You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?

You looked at the posters. We love you.

You won at Majestic Night-ing.

You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.

You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.

You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.

The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.

You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.

Way to piss off the informant, hero.

You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?

You left your office without getting your stuff.

You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.

You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.

You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.

Spoke to the Cowboy

You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox

You killed the Underpants Warrior

You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.

You gave the nickles to the bum.

You took the elevator to the basement

You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's

You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?

You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.

Use the radio to divert attention of guards.

You learned about Jerry's miserable life.

You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.

Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.

Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi

Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.

Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple

Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security

Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller

Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.

Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices

Survive the bathroom encounter

Try to play games on the computer

Inspect the DC9

Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush

Kill no villagers in the Ambush

Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole

Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole

Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole

Made it through mystical tent.

Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.

Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.