Collect a charm quark from the Quark Pond
Collect a charm quark from the LaGloons
Collect a charm quark from the Lepton Jungle
Collect a charm quark from the Boson Bluffs
Help 10 Wosons fall in love
Clear up the Higgs Boson's itchy problem
Access the Nucleus
Collect 1000 quarks
Carry around loads of one type of quark in your quark army
Collect 100 gluons
Collect 25 electrons
Collect 5 muons
Clear Gellmann & Zweig's rogue particle board
Save yourself from a harmful landing with a combo (BBB, BBT, TTU, TTT)
Get through a critter-filled zone without losing a hit point (tutorial doesn't count)
Play the decoy music for more than 30 seconds
Don't trigger a fast-track conversation.
Clear all the Gluons in one zoo zone
Die on the first level
Haul away a Gluon before being taught how to
Unlock all combos
Find Einstein somewhere in the tutorial
Set the Gluon count to zero
Set the Lepton count to zero
Set the Boson count to zero
Find all the charms in the zoo