Beat up the Marine.

Help the Marine.

Beat up Karate Kim.

Help Karate Kim.

Beat up a man without provocation, then find a reason to justify it.

Help Lou and Patriot resolve things amicably.

Beat up Patriot to help Lou.

Beat up Lou to help Patriot.

Beat up Koala Man.

Sabotage Koala Man's show.

Stick to the script during Koala Man's show.

Help Mandrake by sabotaging Lily's efforts.

Help Lily and get Mandrake arrested.

Beat up Fightacus.

Beat up the Chancellor.

Broker peace between nerds and jocks.

Return a lost paw to the rare, majestic feltbear.

Clear all stages of the digiworld.

Help the jocks in the academy.

Find the janitor employment.

Engage in some hearty, wholesome, entirely platonic sparring.

Do what the prophet says.

You exposed the truth behind WFFF to the world.

Become the WFFF champion, even if it means beating up all your old friends.

You did the smart thing and left this crazy town.

Play every arcade game in Whateville at least once.

Get the pre-used popsicle stick from the deadliest arcade.

Get the lost ring of power from the deadliest arcade.

Fight the mayor's security guards - and win.

Beat up the doctor outside the hospital.

Beat up all animal goons.

You got into a club. Yeah.

Beat up everyone in the suburbs for no reason at all.