Score a basketball goal

Ignore the surgeon general, as well as common sense

Unlock the bonus mini-games

Experience an attack of flatulence

Destroy a robot with the showers

Get killed by the environment

Don't drink responsibly

Complete the game in 10 minutes or less

Get killed by the suicide droid

Place every toilet seat up

And and eat every donut

Scan the Xanadu with the Survey Bot

Destroy 3 enemies in 2 seconds or less

Sabotage your breakfast

Become king of the zombies

Destroy every cleaner bot

Set the Xanadu on a course to the nearest star

Join the crew of the Xanadu