Beat your first level in the game.

Beat all Larry Zucchini's levels

Beat all Nicole K.'s levels

Beat all Reverend Morris' levels

Beat all of The Boss' levels

Unlock the Office Era levels

Finish all the Classic Era levels

Finish all the Eighties Era levels

Finish all the Modern Era levels

Finish all the Office Era levels

Activate the secret glitched objects

Finish the time trial mode in less than 90 minutes