You have completed the tutorial and are ready to get your ass handed to you for real!

You are on the right path to becoming a respectable Keeper.

Your enemies have every reason to expect all the worst from you.

You managed to enslave an enemy to use for your evil deeds.

You have successfully grown your army using enslaved enemies.

You have seized ultimate victory by vanquishing all rivals and asserting your dominion.

You have narrowly achieved victory while having less than 5% health.

Your fortress has been immortalized and is awaiting daredevils who'd like to try conquering it.

Defeated the fearsome fire demon, vanquishing this ancient evil and proving your valor in the fiery depths of battle.

Slayed the formidable Black Dragon, claiming your place as a legendary dragon slayer.

Have you used your thread?

Its tentacles were no match for you.

Or was it just a giraffe?

Time to put the forge to work.

Make some new, shiny slaughter toys!

Adoxie would be proud of you.

This one's gonna burn!

Now that is embarrassing.

A true change of fortune at the last minute.

You completed the ultimate step towards lichdom!

Sexy times!

Don't spend all your gold!

Pushing around boulders like a boss!

Time to craft something beautiful and sharp!

He trully is coming.

Time to stab someone.

Watch out for the drop bears!

You lost your life to the most evil being in existence.

You punished your enemies without any help!

You mounted the most majestic creature in the game.