Blackmail Stefan directly
Let Stefan bribe you
Defy Mel repeatedly in the tutorial
Find the address of the theatre
Create a map to get to the theatre
Find the "Golden Ticket"
Ask Samantha for a date
Find the Spanish software module
Install the Spanish software module
Find the missing SD card
Transcribe interviews for Sam
Pick a name for your alter-ego
Fail the strength test
Clog the toilet at the theatre
Retrieve the magnet from the speaker
Complete the strength test
Fail the speed test
Get Consuela's phone number for Kirk
Take the treadmill to maximum speed
Get Consuela an audition from Stefan
Build a "foolproof" rigged crossbow
Shoot an apple off of Kyle's head
Use the floor vent to help you fly
Tell the nurse Kyle's having a stroke
Tell the nurse you're the King of Siam
Tell the nurse that you're still Kyle
Tell the nurse you're the Purple Patriot
Tell the nurse you want to be in a movie
Tell the nurse you want to conquer evil
Tell the nurse you want an 80's TV reunion
Tell the nurse you love America
Tell the nurse you love your "Boy Wonder"
Tell the nurse you don't love anyone
Complete the game
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