Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Mark wrote a positive article about you.

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Earned your doctorate.

Attended Mark's costume party.

Died in the earliest possible place.

Started a large charitable organization.

Started a cult around your robot.

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Got married!

Your robot was a good little elf.

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

A company you founded survived its startup phase.

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Learned a password.

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Earned a coin.

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Made use of the language of flowers.

America won the war.

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Started a new country.

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Fled to Canada.

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Freed from jail by order of the President.

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Saw the White House blow up.

Escorted the President from the White House.

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Your robots got a little tipsy.

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Married a robot.

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Made some popular paintings.

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Played Freebird. Sort of.

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

You basically rule the world.

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Got a chip in your head.

Made a robot double of yourself.

Celebrated a birthday party.

Made it to the end without dying.

Your robots headed for the moon.

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.