Get Past Title Screen
Turn Off Music the Dangerous Way
Get Knocked Out
Rescue Frog from Traffic
Find Keys First Try
Examine Discarded Bag
Get Run Over by Rogue Piano
Get Squashed by Statue of David
Discover Janitor's Door First Try
Travel Through Spacetime
Mount Giant Snail as a Banana
Complete Game as Human Without Dying
Complete Game as Banana Without Dying
Discover an Interesting Cloud
Attempt to Leave Shop Without Paying
Greet a Car with Your Body
Escape Upstairs Bedroom Undetected
Provoke Doorman as a Banana
Be Mean About Someone's Music
Greet a Traffic Cone with Your Head
Attempt to Leave the Wrong Way
Kill a Frog
Unlock Bike First Try
Die in Your Sleep
Survive Your Worst Nightmare