Complete Mabel's storyline.

Complete Mr. Brown's storyline.

Complete the nurse's storyline.

Complete Katharine's storyline.

Clean up all the dog poop.

Knock down and eat a coconut.

Commit two acts of theft.

Save all of Katharine's cat.

Have Esmeralda arrested.

Have tea bags dumped on you.

Get the bad ending.

Get the so-so ending.

Get the good ending.

Don't kill anybody.

Kill everyone.

Finish the game.