Kill 100 enemies

Kill 1,000 enemies

Kill 10,000 enemies

Kill 1,000 enemies with porridge bowls

Kill 500 enemies in melee

Kill 1,000 enemies with porridge cannons

Kill 500 enemies with whisky vomit

Kill 1,000 enemies with golf balls

Kill 1,000 enemies with haggis catapults

Kill 250 enemies with bagpipe artillery

Kill 1,000 enemies with turnip turrets

Kill 500 enemies with cheese wheels

Recruit 100 Scotsmen in total

Recruit 1,000 Scotsmen in total

Get 500 kills with Alfredo

Get 500 kills with William Wallace

Get 500 kills with Robin Hood

Get 500 kills with Queen Boadicea

Kill 500 Irish Potato Farmers

Kill 500 English Cricket Players

Kill 500 Welsh Rugby Players

Kill 500 Leprechauns

Kill 500 Ancient Briton Warriors

Kill 500 Posh Englishmen

Kill 500 Welsh Sheep Riders

Kill 500 Beefeaters

Complete a skirmish match on easy

Complete a skirmish match on medium

Complete a skirmish match on hard

Complete a skirmish match on impossible

Complete a skirmish match without heroes

Complete a skirmish match without towers

Hit 5 enemies with a single artillery strike or haggis

Kill 10 enemies with Nessy in a single match

Fully upgrade a stat

Fully upgrade all stats on a single unit

Defeat a level 6 enemy on level 1 in skirmish mode

Have 50 Scotsmen at once

Have 5,000 porridge at once

Have 2,000 gold at once