Complete act 1.

Complete your first quest.

Recruit Kyle first.

Recruit Emilia first.

Erase a sacred bit of video game history from existence. Good job.

Bring Riley to a rap battle.

Complete act 2.

We told you this was a dating sim.

Kill an endangered species.

Start a cult.

Complete the game. Now please don't refund us.

Recruited every party member.

Recruit the first secret party member with the second secret party member.

Save the kitties.

Do everything at the Spirit Pines location.

You went against canon and forged your own path.

In New Game+, complete Winter Quarter.

In New Game+, complete Fall Quarter.

In New Game+, romance Cthulhu.

In New Game+, romance Riley.

In New Game+, romance Thatcher.

In New Game+, romance Hollywood.

In New Game+, romance V. Raptor.

In New Game+, romance Baldur.

In New Game+, romance Keziah. But why?

In New Game+, romance Hamlet.

In New Game+, romance Hamlet's Ghost.

In New Game+, romance no one.

Beat New Game+ with every romance.

In NEW GAME +, cast Riley as Hamlet.

In NEW GAME +, cast Thatcher as Hamlet.

In NEW GAME +, cast Cthulhu as Hamlet.

In NEW GAME +, cast V. Raptor as Hamlet.

In NEW GAME +, cast Hamlet as Hamlet.

Win a game of Magnusball. NEW GAME+.

Cause a revolution.

That's not how the classic story of Hamlet goes at all. What game do you think this is? Elsinore? Buy Elsinore, it's a great game. [NEW GAME+]

Put on the Dustin Starcore Cosplay. [SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON]

In NEW GAME+, review Hollywood's video game. Hint hint.

In NEW GAME +, cast Hollywood as Hamlet.

Do the quest before you're even given it. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

Don't deny people their pumpkin spice. Don't be a monster. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher. [HALLOWEEN DLC]