Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Open 600 treasure chests. Not even the developer knows exactly how many there are.

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

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Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

Discover one of several secret codes.

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Find all of the treasure chests in the underground labyrinth. (Not counting any rooms!)

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Defeat Sól and Skadi on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Neon Valhalla on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Telperion on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Defeat Vulcan on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the Crystal Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Defeat all 5 mega bosses in their optional dungeons, on any difficulty.

Defeat the hungry golem on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the dark priestess on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the killer android on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the horned demon on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the strongest being in the universe on Epic difficulty.

Reach wave 30 in the Endless Battle.

Defeat all 5 bosses in the Temple of Trials, on any difficulty.

Beat the Foe Marathon on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Miniboss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Mega Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Beat the Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Find 200 secret treasures - there's a lot more than that, but let's stay reasonable!

Get a triple critical hit, with the power of status effects! (check which ones increase your critical hit chance)

Capture 151 different foes. This game won't actually make you catch all of them, but there was a time when 151 was considered impressive.

Defeat any boss with all challenge options enabled. Epic difficulty not recommended, but you can try it if you're bored.

Find a hidden arcade machine. You're pretty sure it wasn't there before.

Complete all of the hidden arcade games. This unlocks the boss rush at Matt's house.

Beat the Arcade Boss Rush at Matt's house on Epic difficulty.

Beat all simulations on the B2 floor in the Data Bunker, on any difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 1 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 2 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 3 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 4 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Beat the 2-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Beat the 3-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with all players on any difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Matt on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Natalie on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Lance on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with Anna on Epic difficulty.

Complete the Battle Arena with NoLegs on Epic difficulty.

Defeat the Greenwood Library bosses on Epic difficulty.

Sail south of the map, across the Great Sea, to discover exciting new lands!

Start a new Custom Game with any settings, and get to Greenwood Village. It's just like the normal game, but fresher!

Complete 40 quests for NPCs. You'll need to complete some of the holiday quests too.

Collect 25 monster cards. Maybe they'll be valuable someday. But maybe not.

Collect all 50 monster cards. Huh? Some of these are just normal animals and household objects...!?

Let everyone on the battlefield become infected with the virus status. Probably not a viable strategy for most fights...

Buy everything in the equipment shop. Maybe some new stuff will appear during certain months...?

Win 30 battles with the "More Foe Resistance" and "Less Player Resistance" challenge options enabled.

Win 30 battles with the "Counter-Attacking Foes" challenge option enabled. These foes aren't just going to sit there and take a beating!

Spend a minute or two watching the credits roll by. A lot of people were involved in the making of this game!