Kaytin did TOO know that was the rule, and you beat her anyway!

No amount of condescensing remarks could stop you from beating Alquist's score. We proved that much!

NOW who's the loser!?

In the opinion of Quillsh, you've pretty much mastered this videogame! Amazing job!

Roderick tried to get in your head with these over-the-top compliments. Or I don't know, maybe he was just trying to be nice? Shoot, now you feel a little bad.

The slimes really don't mind. And the Kissy Rats need to back off.

Awww yeah boiiii! Get your DROWN ON!! But seriously though, good job. A lot of those monsters deserved it, too.

Keep winning and reach new ranks!

Believe it or not, Toad Racer has played over TEN THOUSAND MATCHES!! :O

You've reached Rank 15! Very impressive. Good luck dealing with Argo!

At Rank 20, you're now an Auro Master, and all you have left to do is fight against the Grandmaster himself, Quillsh.

Holy cow, you kept going to Rank 25!? How far are you planning to take this!?

Beach parties are passé. Try a winter party instead by pushing monsters across ice to get dunked!

Win a match with 0 HP remaining! Yes, that's possible :D

You bumped your first monster to their doom! Have a fist bump for your first bump.

It's Twofer Tuesday, which means you killed two monsters in a single turn!

Three KOs in one turn -- nice going! Maybe you planned it, or maybe you spammed all your spells. Do both for even bigger combos!

You bumped off four monsters in one turn! Or maybe they did some of it themselves. Who cares? You get the points anyway!

Five KOs in one turn! But can you get even more?!

Pull out all the stops and get six kills in a single turn!

You know, the absolute minimum score for a 7-KO turn is 24 points. Can you do better?

You clobbered three monsters with a SINGLE SPELL! Excellent situational awareness!