You have died your first death. The first of many.
You have died 10 times. Good job.
You have died 25 times. What is wrong with you?
You have slain the slime king.
you have slain the turbo skeleton.
You have slain the vampire bats and their minions.
You have slain the giant snake.
You have destroyed the cursed tree.
You have slain the cursed eyes.
You have vanquished the giant eyeball.
You have defeated the giant black knight in the deepest recesses of the Earth.
You have braved the gauntlet and found the holy grail.
You scored 10,000 points in a single game.
You scored 25,000 points in a single game.
You scored 50,000 points in a single game.
You were carrying at least 100 coins.
You were carrying at least 500 coins.
You were carrying at least 1000 coins.
You were carrying the maximum amount of 5 swords or daggers.
You were carrying the maximum amount of 5 maces or lightning.
You were carrying the maximum amount of 5 spears or healing.
You were carrying the maximum amount of 5 axes or fire.