Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Your traditional wedding condition.

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Time to relax.

Enjoy the smell.

You just keep on going.

A real money man.

Crime is for poor people only.

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

That really does it.

You got your car through inspection.

Better luck next time.

Top breed of racing drivers.

Coming second is just a first loser.

Coming after Flying Finns!

You just experienced a Sauna.

Shopping groceries with style!

An idiot is definition of you.

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Your car actually started, good job!

You little punk!

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Say goodbye to your saves.

No permanent death for you.

When I die, I die for good

Thunder called you and you got killed.

You are real Finnish Jonne.

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

100 km driven with Satsuma.

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

They failed to stop Johnny.

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Maybe find a woman next time.

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Serve at least 20 dish.

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

You are such a good boy!

Seems like it is over now.

Now play some games.

Jerk in daddy's car.

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

You won in a junior class!

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

You've done your time.

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

You served elderly person with style.

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Time well spent, huh?

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!