Step out of the bar
Survive the onslaught
Demolish Heskel's oversized security droid
Defeat the Revenant 8991-PX
Separate the Twins
Survive Heskel's horribly overdesigned trap
Clear the lab of Warmechs
Defeat Dr. Heskel
Collect all weapons
Find 50 of Dick's secret stashes
Eat 30 slices of pizza
Drink 20 cans of soda
Decapitate 100 enemies
Stomp 20 cockroaches
Kill 20 spiders with the Electrifryer
Kill 30 flying enemies with explosives
Kick 20 severed heads
Find Roy's final resting place
Get a bullseye
Reach the secret level
Unaffordable housing
Admire the Red Eagle
A dream of a Black Lodge
Find the Elephant's Foot
Ow!
Find the secret lab
Get 3 Strikes (3 or more killed) with Bowling Bombs
Complete the game on Maximum Fury difficulty
Proof that you've done it all
Unlock all achievements in the base game
Kill 20 enemies with the dart
Complete the game on Angel of Death difficulty
Step onto the dance floor
Knock down the building
Get canned by the GDF
Clear the canal blockage
Evade the GDF
Eradicate the Urban Eradicator
Ring the bell
BSOD the Friend-Bot
Watch Heskel escape yet again
Finish the game without being dismembered
Complete Aftershock on Maximum Fury difficulty
Complete Aftershock on Angel of Death difficulty
Obliterate the water tower
What a thrill!
Locate the leftovers
Don't forget: you're here forever.
Achieve 100% progress in Aftershock
Kill 10 enemies with a single shot of the Road Ripper or Wrecker's alt-fire
Run over 50 cultists with the Road Ripper
Hit the attacking ship with a grenade for spilling your drink
Complete a game of billiards
Complete the shooting range mini-game in the mall
Finish the race with "S" rank
Destroy all the tombstones in the graveyard
Collect five bombs in arrange mode in one sitting
Collect one bomb from all 28 maps in arrange mode
Complete arrange mode on any difficulty
Complete arrange mode on Maximum Fury difficulty
Complete arrange mode on Angel of Death difficulty
Unlock all achievements in Aftershock