You don’t like the way you look.

For the Whorde!

Ready for the crusades.

Visited the credits.

Triggered the game logo for 5 seconds.

Got triggered by Billy.

Got triggered by a meathead.

Dressed up like the main feminist.

Made 5 custom genders.

Made up your own gender.

Entered the preview room.

Got triggered by 3 evil white males at once.

Welcomed 3 refugees at once.

Aided by 2 white knights.

Got triggered by Uncle.

Got triggered by Karl Marx.

Vandalized 20 objects.

Kicked 10 trash cans.

Picked up 30 collectibles.

Picked up 5 whips.

Eaten 15 food items.

Achieved level 5 fatness.

Achieved level 10 fatness.

Gained 50kg in the Fat Shaming minigame.

Saved 15 minorities in the Police Riot minigame.

Killed 5 minorities in the Police Riot minigame.

Killed 30 majorities in the Police Riot minigame.

Defeated the evil white male overlord in the Arena minigame.

Had $64 available in the Arena minigame.

Had 6 ascended white knights in the battlefield at the same time (Arena minigame).

Had a streak of 12 babies in the Abortion minigame.

Visited the pharmacy.

Visited the Pet Shop.

Have 10 coffees.

Visited the abandoned house.

Got 92 points in Feminist Dance Therapy.

Missed a move in Feminist Dance Therapy in the first 10 seconds.

Defeated the meathead in the gym.

Lost the game by lack of Triggering.

Lost the game by lack of Tolerance.

Tweeted your own unique character.

Welcomed Karl Marx while wearing a communist banner.

Visited the game's official twitter profile.

Visited the game's official facebook page.

Called out a fake feminist 15 times.

Got triggered 50 times.

Welcomed refugees 50 times.

Achieved level 6 fatness.

Achieved level 7 fatness.

Achieved level 9 fatness.

Achieved level 8 fatness.

Visited the gym.

Visit Misovostok.

Scream 50 gopniks away.

Unleash the ultimate autistic screech 14 times.

Defeat 10 gopniks at once with the ultimate autistic screech.

Unleash the ultimate autistic screech while being morbidly obese.

Defeat 25 gopniks by throwing a barrel at them.

Destroy 3 projectiles being thrown at you at once by throwing a barrel.

Throw barrels at 20 buildings.

Rescue 30 fellow liberals.

Hit a gopnik and rescue a liberal with one scream.

Defeat a gopnik after macing him with your spray.

Achieve full gopnik look.

Gather 10 potato, 10 kompot, 10 vodka, 10 mayonnaise, 10 beers, 5 cabbage, and 1 cigar.

Defeat Stalin.

Defeat Lenin.

Defeat Rasputin.

Defeat Boris.

Defeat Sputin.