Die of a panic attack

Trip into all three breakable objects in the starting area

Poke the sleeping guard in level 2

Get caught by a secretary in level 3

Wait long enough for the patrolling guards to stop patrolling in level 4

Die in a to a collapse, by gravity or die in a fire in level 5... or maybe take a little shock

Tried to get back into the starting area in level 6

Met the local in level 7

Get educated in level 7

Met a Japanese Warrior in level 9

Met the chav in level 12

Got too intimate with an equine in level 13

Got killed by a boar...

Obtained a real achievement! Hurray!