Defeat Pumpkin boss
Defeat Stomper boss
Deal 5000 damage
Collect 500 coins
Defeat 100 enemies
Complete the tutorial
Complete basic training
Collect 250 coins
Defeat 250 enemies
Defeat 100 enemies with melee weapons
Pop 25 heads off
Deal 2500 damage
Catch a cold
Defeat 100 enemies with ranged weapons
Look at me, I'm the pilot now!
Hire a chicken
Hire a penguin
Can't make eggs and bacon without breaking an egg